donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via foreignfawn)

(Source: tldrwikipedia, via dorkvader)

spadessexy:

earthbirth:

how many bells is this thing worth

dude why is it on your couch

spadessexy:

earthbirth:

how many bells is this thing worth

dude why is it on your couch

(Source: lordtytos, via kokotan)

gusmen:

"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

(via zignition)

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

(via sarphire)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via odinsblog)

vixxhongbin:

Egyptian Gods - Anubis & Thoth

(via tsukikomumai)

  • Will Graham: I'd like to resume my therapy.
  • Hannibal Lecter: Where shall we begin?
  • Fannibals: *screams into a pillow*